Envy-R-Ointment

Life
sIMc
sIMc
Life

No matter what you do you never find your life to be quite into the arena of sIMc but vice versa. Here we have too many breeds of humans, same species though which is a comforting factor... maybe. There are too many thing that are not mentioned here because you already know them so this is some of what was never mentioned.

Note : you can actually think of and categorize the people you know in the given segments :)

The neutral ones : These are the ones who never have a say or an opinion(the only opinion they have would be no different than that of the opinion thats making the loudest noise around). They are a perfect definition of "with the crowd", after learning a few terminologies in MBA(Ma-Baap ki Aasha)i call it "The HERD mentality" syndrome. Its when you follow the fine dining restaurant rule of "The customer is always right" at every other place. They are often slated in the "people's person" category the reason being nobody would have a problem with them... any why ??? cause there is no clash of opinion ... there cant be , they dont have an opinion of their own. Amazingly, many a times they do turn out to be in the place where are leaders are supposed to be. Those who thought leaders were supposed to be cool and with a strong will to lead the right path and made of character, were dead already.

The Cribbers : They crib ... no matter what which when where how ... they just crib. A smiling face is something that makes them feel evil. You can never see them happy and even if you do ... dreaded you .. how dare you do that??? yupp thats the look that you would get. "Being upset and tensed and having the given up on life" is apparently the Passion of Life. You will find one of these breeds everywhere .. and often accompanied by another one (a great 'sorrows of life'thought exchange Programme). Joy , EnJoy , ReJoice , delight , glad , pleased ... bad words, dont try these with them. eg. They would often always argue how everything in life before 2-3-4-5-6-7 years was so much cooler and fun and its like right now they are heading towards the End Of Days. Word of caution : STAY AWAY

The I Know it ALL : Biggest bullshitters of all time. Shout it out loud and the people would believe it is the belief they live on. One of the most insecure breeds who think its a pretty easy job to Portray themselves as the ones who are infallible and that the "Neutrals" and "Cribbers" would buy it... and its not untrue because it actually works which further boosts that bubble of confidence. God may for once take permission from them before doing something great, this breed always makes you believe that there's nothing that they haven't seen or done... absolutely nothing .. you name it n they can give you anything from a short story to 15 chapter essay.. its often the later. Ostensibly however ironic it may sound .. they are the ones who would chicken out the moment they actually sense fear or even worse when its upfront before them or the cluster that they may be leading. Another pretty good LEADer[ror] material.

The Sly ones : What ... they were here all the time ??? you would never know. These actually build the frames that others try to climb thinking that they were just there. They can produce work beyond anyone else's caliber and prefer to work on what they life rather than reproducing Aesop's Fables. From true wizards to the most fearsome witches .. you will find them in this breed.

The Dreamers : These are the lost souls who can be at peace anyone in the world, which usually leads to an accompanied smile on their face(which is of the natural kinds unlike the Neutrals and some of the Sly's). They are lost in their own world most of the times and their preoccupied mind often fails to register the worldly problems that the other breeds of the species face. They can be with almost anyone and everyone and because of the lack of influence that others(The I know it ALL mostly) fail to have on them, they recognize people more than anybody else can. Personalities dont influence them, Characters do. They can carry you to a dream world and then all of a sudden bring you back to the reality that may really hurt but dont blame them because they are always travelling on that wave and yet choose to build their dream world amidst all the reality.

The Miscellaneous : You cant categorize them. They keep flowing through the different breeds and keep adapting the traits temporarily.

I am not a story writer. I am not a Leader. I am not a Follower... If anything ... I am a Wanderer.
There maybe many grammatical mistakes, punctuation crap ,.;' and what not, but if you know what i was talking about, i might just have brought a smile on your face and if you were of the Cribbers breed and you still smiled ... I feel like GOD already :)

Signing out... as usual i am already late for the screening a movie that has been promoted all over the place by a very good friend of mine. (LATE yes i am always , it helps me see things that others miss out on cuz what really makes an impact ... leaves a mark behind... n nobody stops to see that... I DO :) )

me new ???

Am I new to the blogging world ??? I dont really know cuz I had a blog since the last 2 years which i didnt care to operate even till 20 times till date I guess .... so I guess I was just a lazybone :P
Anyways ... now that most of my friends and pals have begun blogging and some say its really adjuvant when it comes to relieving your diabolical and baffling unstabilized mental outbursts... I decided to head for it straightaway ...
A lame reason I know ... but any reason to get you going is a REASON enough :)
wow .... i love that last line already ,,, featherbrained and ridiculous excuses are my strengths you would soon realize
But none the less i love them cuz they do at times provide great copies :)
get ready for DA to burst at daburst :p